Turning 30 Humor and Turning 30 Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

If you’re about to turn 30, happy birthday! Your 30th birthday can feel like a big milestone, but really? Age is just a number! (False: Age is a word. – Dwight Shrute). 30 can truly feel like saying goodbye to your 20s and your youth. But I’m here to tell you that there are many great things about being in your 30s.

Whether you’re making a card for your best friend or just need some turning 30 humor inspiration, here are lots of jokes and funny quotes for 30th birthday cards.

Here are thirty 30th birthday party ideas!

Your thirtieth birthday is a big deal and it’s worth celebrating! You can also poke fun at your friends who are getting old… as long as they have a sense of humor! At 30 you have years of experience behind you. Celebrate this milestone birthday in style!

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Turning 30 Humor to Share With Your Friends:

Welcome to your 30s. Ibuprofen is an acceptable breakfast.

30s Life Hack: Put your Nespresso machine next to your bed.

Turning 30? Your weekends are now a baby shower or a wedding.

Oh you’re 30? One drink means 3 days of a hangover.

Welcome to your 30s! Body parts start hurting for no reason.

One good thing about turning 30: you’re not turning 40.

Your 30s – where if you don’t get 8 hours of sleep one night you’ll pay for it for a week.

I’m still cool… I say as I take my vitamin and go to bed at 9pm.

30 is still young…er that 31.

Turning 30? Age is just a number! False: Age is a word. – Dwight Shrute

Your 30s – one year closer to having dinner at 5pm.

Turning 30? Make sure you ask for your almost senior citizen discount.

Wait… 10 years ago wasn’t the 90s?!!

You’re not like a regular 30 year old… you’re a cool 30 year old.

When you turn 30, a whole new thing happens: you see yourself acting like your parents. – Blair Sabol

Ugh. Your thirties… where your friends from high school don’t invite you to their kids birthday parties anymore.

30s Life Hack: Feed the cat before it starts meowing so you get a good night sleep.

Turning 30? The good news is you can now afford the $10 bottle of wine.

No more wondering if you should be out at a club, now its at home with wine and pizza.

After 30, a body has a mind of its own. – Bette Midler

Life not only begins at 30, it begins to show.

Don’t worry about being 30. You’ll get over it within a decade. Melanie White

Your life might finally be together but your body is falling apart.

Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty. Robert Frost

Too old for TikTok, too young for Life Alert.

Look on the bright side, at least you don’t have to dread turning 30 anymore.

Your 30s: Where a a day of drinking requires recovery time like a minor surgery.

30: When stuff your mom said starts to make sense.

Here are 20 motivational quotes about turning 30!

Gag Gift Ideas For 30 Year Olds:

Pair these funny gifts with your hilarious memes and jokes from above:

Any of these make a perfect gift pairing to a funny joke like the ones above. A funny 30th birthday gift is always a good way to celebrate. As you get older, you learn it’s a little necessary to poke fun at yourself, no matter what your years of age are.

Add in a birthday cake with one of these funny 30th birthday sayings from above, and you’re golden! The birthday gal or guy will have a birthday to remember.

Need more inspiration for the birthday girl or guy? Check out these 30th birthday quotes.

All jokes aside, Happy 30th birthday! It’s going to be a great decade. Remember, you’re living the good old days right now, whether it feels like it or not.

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